Don’t put that on your Facebook or i’ll stab you.– My mum loves my blog.
Corrupt C drive. Wonder what else begins with c that I can yell at Microsoft.
I feel so tired that I might dissolve.
Get out of my head, ABBA.
I really don’t want to be involved with this. Why now?
Yes, i’ve broken another set of headphones. No, I don’t know how. Yes, in the exact same way as every other pair i’ve ever had. Fuck’s sake.
Why start in with the hammering at 9am, mr. Workman? I’m going to have to kill you, now. Thats right, with your own chisel.
I'm never getting my project done.
My day was spent wrapping and posting off the gayest piece of mail I have ever sent; wrapping paper with cupcakes on, hello kitty sellotape, and my 3 year old scrawled handwriting on the address label. I’m hoping that if I got the postage wrong, they’ll deliver it anyway out of sympathy.
Guitar Hero should be a skill you can put on your resume.
“No, i’m not carrying drugs, i’m seriously afraid of dogs.” Why am i always the one who gets searched?
xJanzx whatnow? The only one I have is the one lying about the exam timetable being put online.
In the library, its too quiet and no laptop tables are free. Really want some chocolate.
Alex's radio show is actually quite good.
[About her new book]
Amy: It's called Take A Girl Like Me --
Band member: - and do what?
Band member: Nothing!
Tim Burgess DJ @ The Dirty South. Nice man.
By chance, i’m currently in Cobra Starship’s Myspace top friends and being a geeky loser about it. @GabrielSaporta @vickytcobra @SUAREASY
I’m not learning Italian, that’s too niche - they only speak it in...– A conversation I overheard two twentysomething men having on the tube.
Sttling in for the night with @amber_benson ‘s Death’s Daughter. University Challenge tryouts tomorrow. The world is a fun place.