I was supposed to be up at 9. Woke up just now instead; i’m spending the rest of the day in bed watching My Hero and eating mini rolls.
Can anyone help get me a #spymaster invite?
Cobra Starship @ ULU
Yesterday was my first day in a long time when I had no exams, no work, absolutely and completely nothing to do - and it was perfectly timed with the end of the Cobra Starship tour. I had planned to be up pretty early and be out shopping by midday, but I woke up at eleven and my brain retaliated; unable to actually keep my eyes open, I texted Sarah to let her know I was dead and could we please...
Waiting in the Fly Bar with @pfiercellama for Cobra Starsh- wow, they just walked in. I feel unworthy.
Whoops, i meant @fiercellama obvs.
That's exactly what it means.
Me: I'm straight edge, yo.
Connor: Does that mean you're tea total?
You’ll be so disappointed. The Science Museum has a new section on...– Our exams are over soon, and boy do we know how to party.
I have my best ideas at 2am; if only they were relevant to my degree.
Hard to revise when I can’t turn the lights on, just in case my retinas burn out and my brain melts out my ears.
Standing on Ldn Bridge looking out over the river. I feel ridiculously calm.
Rewatching Red Dwarf #backtoearth - now i’m not watching it with stupidly high expectations, i’m finding the jokes a lot funnier.
In last 10mins sitting in the uni cafe i’ve seen a man dressed as a showgirl, a 1940s vixen and a girl with no shoes on. Viva art school.
Cramming for exam in 2 hours. I know most of it already, so apathy is becoming a problem. Old friends staying this w/end though. TGIF
Ashes To Ashes is one of the best things on TV at 3am. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6rba7
Swigging alco-free wine from the bottle, a pen dangling from my lips in place of a cig, i’m the most society friendly hobo you’ve ever seen.
The dialogue in Gilmore Girls makes me want to set fire to innocent buildings. Why is there nothing good on?
The Fantastic Four Course Meal #filmfoodeating
I have eaten my weight in snack food. I’ve never felt so damn good.
Dance it out. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6jbvd
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s afraid of the big black bat?
DUNCAN! \o/ #twumpet
WHAT THE HELL, FINLAND. #twumpet
Lloyd-Webber’s weird face is the only reason we will get any votes #twumpet
If one tank falls and crushes the audience, this show will be so memorable. #twumpet
Oh Russia, what blatent lies. #twumpet
Where the hell did Dita Von Teese come from? What cheats! #twumpet
Properly outside for the first time in a week; i’m on a train, its glorious.
listening to “I’m In Love With A German Film Star - The Passions” ♫ http://blip.fm/~692iw
I am genuinely afraid of the Swedish #eurovision entry, mainly because she keeps winking at the camera. I’m just not interested, love.
Hang on, this isn’t even the #eurovision final! Screw that, Cold Case is on.
Oh #eurovision you are so bad for me.
Learning about mutant mice, fat americans and ubermen; its practically a Cartoon Network pitch.
You’ve never really grown up have you?– Tom is jealous because i’m cooler than him.
You come to me. I’ll control you.– Doctor says ‘controlled environment’, Sarah reads ‘S&M relationship’.
I’m going to get some fresh air before my head explodes. I’m taking revision with me though, don’t worry.
I’m watching In Bruges. “One gay beer, please.”
Happy #tttygday @petewentz @FUCKCITY - most poular thing on twitter right now.
Thought: first person to come up with a joke that combines swine flu with my impending heart pig valve surgery wins my eternal admiration.
I have made more bad swine flu jokes these past few days than any man alive; they’re becoming unintelligible. Somebody stop me.
Feeling a mixture of startled, let down, and bizarrely surprised. Must be 3am.
Girl power, they took women from the kitchen to the…to the dance floor!– Thanks Tom.