December 2010
We went shopping today.
- [My cat is looking disgruntled about the ribbon suddenly around his neck]
- Me: who's put this on the cat?
- Dad: I don't know, but I didn't do it.
- Mum: HE'S A STARBUCKS! LEAVE HIM!
Reblog if you're a girl and you play video games.
Discussing Sylvester Stallone
- Me: He looks quite young, though.
- Mum: Well he does pump himself full of those androids.
- Me: Steroids.
- Mum: Steroids!
FOLLOWERS :)
1. Why you’re following me
2. Your first impression of me
3. Something you like about me
4. Something you don’t like about me
5. Any question/comment/FMK you might have for me
6. Anything or everything you want me to know about YOU
- [My dad has spilt chocolate sauce all over the table; he's trying to clean it up by licking his finger and rubbing.]
- Me: I can't take you anywhere!
- Dad: you can, you just have to take me back to apologise.
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Italy. Beautiful food, beautiful people, beautiful cities.
“This is the sort of thing Mexicans get killed doing in prison.”
—My uncles and I made a game of throwing a rolled up receipt into empty cardboard cracker tubes. We’re quite competitive.
“Me: But you know what I mean, he [Robbie Williams] doesn’t look like he’s in his thirties, he looks a lot older compared to the others.
Dad: Yeah, but there’s also, you know, Sex Addict Take That and Unemployed Take That. I expect him to be selling Big Issues after the show.” —My father is a Take That fan.
Dad: Yeah, but there’s also, you know, Sex Addict Take That and Unemployed Take That. I expect him to be selling Big Issues after the show.” —My father is a Take That fan.
