- [My cat is looking disgruntled about the ribbon suddenly around his neck]
- Me: who's put this on the cat?
- Dad: I don't know, but I didn't do it.
- Mum: HE'S A STARBUCKS! LEAVE HIM!
- Me: He looks quite young, though.
- Mum: Well he does pump himself full of those androids.
- Me: Steroids.
- Mum: Steroids!
1. Why you’re following me
2. Your first impression of me
3. Something you like about me
4. Something you don’t like about me
5. Any question/comment/FMK you might have for me
6. Anything or everything you want me to know about YOU
- [My dad has spilt chocolate sauce all over the table; he's trying to clean it up by licking his finger and rubbing.]
- Me: I can't take you anywhere!
- Dad: you can, you just have to take me back to apologise.
Italy. Beautiful food, beautiful people, beautiful cities.
Dad: Yeah, but there’s also, you know, Sex Addict Take That and Unemployed Take That. I expect him to be selling Big Issues after the show.” —My father is a Take That fan.