March 2010
Stringing a ukulele - nowhere near as easy as the ‘5 minute’ and ‘beginners’ instructions make it look.
Cat and I just napped for about 5 hours. An honest to god cat-nap. It was awesome.
Literally about 10 minutes after my last tweet, my ukulele arrived. Royal mail are pretty perceptive these days.
And my cat is already asleep in the box.
Strings have arrived, but no ukulele. Yet.
After getting myself royally trounced by the Joker on AA, I will now try to play Bioshock without screaming like a shocked kitten.
Did I mention I’m officially going to do art in Sept? I am, and hopefully no-one at Wolverhampton college will set fire to me.
I love the @CERN twitter, their excitement is translating well; the actual offices appear to be large groups standing around.
Art course interview at 3 today. Would feel better about it if they hadn’t got the course i’m applying for wrong.
I have finished my #disserLAMEtion. Now, in the 2 hours before I have to go print it off, I will shower and have breakfast. University!
Just hit 4000 words; I am the master of waffling and extended sentence structures. #disserLAMEtion
Taking a mini break to harass the internet as we start on the final day before my #disserLAMEtion deadline. I’m doing quite well, tbh.
Lord, look at the time. Will sleep for 5 hours then continue, I suggest you try to do the same @xJanzx.
I’d just like to point out they put it back afterwards, it wasn’t like I was part of a backalley organ harvesting hit or anything.
I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything more than my #disserLAMEtion, and I had half my ribcage removed last summer.
No, I’m wrong. Fuck you #disserLAMEtion.
Oh my GOD a statistically significant result! Assuming I’ve done it correctly. Tell me I’m right, RDJ. #disserLAMEtion
Using RDJ’s Futurist album to power me through. I will be awake until at least 5am, all night if I think it won’t kill me.
Come on brain, its just you and me - let’s do some serious work. #disserLAMEtion
Awkward but lovely life drawing instructor is awkward, but lovely.
Off to life drawing; back in 2 hours to harass Twitter and panic about my dissertation.
James Earl Jones AND David Marciano both in the same episode of House? Oh Fox, you’re spoiling me #CanadaWarsMD
As happy as I am for James Randi, the number of gay magicians I’m a fan of is getting ridiculous.
Receptionist in 30rock is the mean girl from Fall Out Boy’s ‘Dance Dance’ video. It literally just clicked.
I should be doing my dissertation. Instead - 2 days of partying. I’m pretty laid back about it.
Yesterday’s lunch: juice box and a Wagon Wheel. Today’s lunch: cheese on toast and Disney Princess pasta. I’m officially five years old.
“I’m glad [noisy flatmate] got my note, it basically said ‘shut the...”
– My mum protects me from the nastier side of student halls.
Film time. It’s looking to be Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, if only because of my recent, disturbingly strong attraction to Robert Downey Jr.
I was just sent a link by @rodothea to an episode of The Guild. Who was in it? Evil @wilw. Again.
Its still there. This is pathetic, I’m at least 5 foot bigger than The Thing. Maybe 4, it is pretty big. Fear might be making me exaggerate.
The Thing is at a really awkward angle, hoover would be a risk. I’m going to have to go for the glass-paper trap. By hand.
There’s something on my ceiling right above the door. I use the word something because it’s the wrong shape to be a spider. Send help.
I DID IT. Cunningly combined Henry the Hoover with hairspray - like a gas chamber in a whirlwind.
My mum just ordered me a takeaway from the place across the street because they’re having one at home. I have an awesome family.
Britney Spears in How I Met Your Mother? Surprisingly good.
Someone in the flat stole my Ben & Jerrys. I literally hate people.
Series 2 of How I Met Your Mother. Slightly scared that Barney Stinson is my perfect man.
Oh my god. Alice in Wonderland was beyond good.
Did You Hear About The Morgans is turning out to be quite pleasant. But maybe that’s all Hugh Grant, charming little devil that he is.
was really hoping someone would release a cover of Who The Fuck Is Alice to coincide with the Burton movie. Seeing it on Tuesday!
Every time I think its going to be a boring week, someone surprising turns up in London. First @jessicaalba, now @petewentz.
“I know retro is in and your thing but I really find it insulting… The...”
– Thanks Tom.
Similarly, my dad is a really good magician. I wonder if he’s a good actor?
I’m beginning to spot a surprising number of people on TV who are both good actors and good magicians.
Why is @wilw cropping up as the bad guy in everything I watch?
Its nights like this when I begin to think of homicide cases and sympathise. Too much noise, students are morons.
