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March 2011

First facetious Dad post of the year
  • Dad: We just watched Master Chef, and they were serving these people from Oxford; one was a professor of Russian - what do they need that for? People have been Russian for years, they don't need someone to tell them how to be Russ--
  • Me: Professor of Russian, not Russians.
  • Dad: okay, but they had a professor of the 17th century - that finished AGES ago!
Mar 31, 20112 notes
#dad #lol #master chef #what even
“They look so happy together. The funny thing is, they could’ve killed everyone in that room.” —Chloe, observing a photo of Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
Mar 30, 2011
#jackie chan #jet li #lol

chikaru:

i need more people who love ace attorney in my life

i feel so deprived of the fandom lovers

OBJECTION!

…I freaking love Ace Attorney.

Mar 27, 20116 notes
Mar 27, 2011
#sorry #make #sew #crafts #dating #internet #there are no fish in any seas

It’s half two in the morning and I’m convinced I’ll be alone forever, that we’re definitely out of good snack food, and Mayan spice hot chocolate is better than sleep currently.

Mar 26, 20112 notes
#overdrive #mild insomnia #rambling #what day is it #someone take me out
Mar 26, 2011
Cat & Me
  • Cat: Attention, please.
  • Me: No, I am busy.
  • Cat: But I want to sit on your lap!
  • Me: Still busy.
  • Cat: How about your shoulders?
  • Me: No.
  • Cat: LOOK HOW CLOSE MY FACE IS TO YOUR FACE.
Mar 25, 20114 notes
#cat #cats #cat & me

Five phonecalls from people who think I’ll struggle or be murdered while catching one bus.

I cannot win today.

Mar 24, 2011
#wtf #no life #no privacy
Mar 24, 201120,182 notes
#GPOY #bamf #sherlock holmes #jude law #Robert Downey Jr #tumblr
Mar 24, 20111 note
#bill murray
What would you paint if your paintings came to life?

Scarlett Johannson?

That’s a tough one, probably a husky dog, its clearly the only way I’ll get one.

Mar 23, 2011
Questions!

Ask me anything, I’m in the mood for a challenge, anon if you like:

http://unnaturalhistorymuseum.tumblr.com/ask http://unnaturalhistorymuseum.tumblr.com/ask http://unnaturalhistorymuseum.tumblr.com/ask

Mar 22, 2011
#ask #question #anon #challenge #bring it
Mar 22, 2011
#vintage #retro #atomic bomb #wtf is wrong with me #art #work #rebecca tonks
OH MY GOD THERE'S GOING TO BE A DISCWORLD TV SHOW! → sfx.co.uk
Mar 21, 20115 notes
#Terry Pratchett #Discworld #TV #show #omg #sci fi

kimmchid:

unnaturalhistorymuseum:

kimmchid reblogged you:

unnaturalhistorymuseum:

My birthday is July 7th.

Just saying.

…gulp.

I can’t decide if I want the costume, or someone wearing the costume. I’d probably be less awkward with the costume.

I don’t know, either! Frankly, I’m tempted to have both. Like, have the girl wearing the costume first, then trying it on and stealing it forever leaving her in the nude, coming back for seconds, aaaand repeat.

Clearly you’ve put more thought in than me; sounds like a solid plan. As time goes by I realize I need a girlfriend less for companionship and more to have someone to test cakes on, use as a life model, and dress up in stupid outfits with.

Mar 21, 20115 notes

kimmchid reblogged you: unnaturalhistorymuseum:

My birthday is July 7th.

Just saying.

…gulp.

I can’t decide if I want the costume, or someone wearing the costume. I’d probably be less awkward with the costume.

Mar 21, 20115 notes
Mar 21, 20117 notes
#english accent #english #accent #america #spike #buffy #buffy the vampire slayer #tabula rasa
Mar 21, 2011
#batgirl #costume #girl or costume #i need to get out more
Saw a Brittana post <3 so followed back instantly haha xoxo

Haha thank you, followed back. Must admit, I never paired them at first but I was SO HAPPY when they got together!

Mar 21, 2011
Mar 20, 20111 note
Mar 18, 20117 notes
#brittany #santana #brittana #glee #coming out #lgbt #love #girls
Mar 16, 2011135 notes
Mar 14, 2011100 notes
#domo #domo kun #bike #he's got a little paper round
Mar 14, 20112 notes
#bill murray #love him #nice shootin tex #bike
That awkward moment when Olivia smiles more in one episode than she has in three seasons.

unwantedobsolescence:

allielost:

SO TRUE.

I thought there was something wrong with my TV.

Mar 13, 2011243 notes
Mar 13, 2011
#GPOY #my day #my week #my year #my damn life
Mar 13, 20111 note
#gaddafi #twitter #wtf #lol
Mar 12, 2011
Mar 11, 20111 note
#oscars #james franco #anne hathaway #lesbians #i can't even
Not an ask (once again), but watch . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1piNxgXJzI I want the shatter one!!!!!

Barry M has had one out for almost a year, and I guarantee you it’ll be cheaper lol. I have it, its amazing, just make sure your nails are completely dry when you put it on.

Mar 11, 20112 notes

I’m sure everyone who’s even said two words to me knows that last post was a joke, but just in case: that last post was a joke.

Mar 11, 2011
Mar 11, 2011382 notes
Mar 10, 20115 notes
#geek #girl #GPOY #star wars #geek girl
Clickkk!!! http://gublersoup.tumblr.com/

Oh how I love his weird little face. I assume you follow him on twitter?

Mar 8, 2011
Art conversation
  • Me: I've had a really good day, Angela compared my work to The Screaming Pope by Francis Bacon!
  • Mum: Oh... I had a bacon sandwich today.
Mar 8, 2011
Not a question AT ALL, but I am genuinely excited for your exhibition! Eeeek!

ME TOO it’s going to be phenomenal and nothing like a casing college art show at all…

Mar 8, 2011
Mar 7, 2011371 notes
  • [All I can hear is 'scuffscuffscuffscuff' until my dad literally shuffles into the room]
  • Me: what are you doing?
  • Dad: I'm walking like a penguin!
  • Mum: But why?!
  • Dad: they have big feet but no legs, so they walk like this about this fast. I wanted to know what it was like.
Mar 6, 2011
Mar 6, 20115 notes
#dinner party #reblog #quiz #robert downey jr #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #scarlett johannson #carla bruni sarkozy #bill murray #ovid
Mar 6, 2011
#GP #GPOY
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hang with but they live far away.
Mar 4, 2011360,004 notes
Mar 4, 2011
What do you find attractive in a person? Not just love interests etc, but friends as well?

Sense of humour is by far the most important thing; both concerning taste in comedy, and the ability to laugh at oneself. A rough knowledge of comic books, art and science fiction (or at least a willingness to listen to me drone on) is also amicable.

Mar 3, 2011
If you could be any race, what would you be?

I would be Uberwaldian.

Mar 3, 2011
Mar 2, 2011
listening to "Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon" → blip.fm

This has been stuck in my head all day, the soundtrack to my flu insurgence.

Mar 2, 2011
“You know how when people die, they put pennies on their eyes? I want you to put Bendicks thin mints on mine. And for you to eat them off me.” —An open casket funeral for my mother, then.
Mar 1, 2011
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