May 2012
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WTF dad.
Me: apparently, a man in Baltimore killed and then ate the heart and brains of another man.
Dad: [singing] it's just because he loooved him!
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alasihavetransfiguredmyfeet:
i should have, like
a team of volunteers
to ensure that at any given time, someone is available to come appreciate my boobs if i deem it necessary
I bought a new bra the other day, and I was thinking about how good it is and how much better it looks under my clothes. Then I realised I was sat on the bus, staring down into my own cleavage and smiling.
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highlikefashion:
Can I just say that not knowing models names or what season your favorite dress from your favorite designer is doesn’t mean you don’t know fashion
Elitism isn’t cool guys and if you’re going for a job in the industry I can promise you right now no one is going to care whether or not you know who opened prada last season
Word. I’ve been made to feel so guilty by other...
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heatherleigh02:
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REBLOGGED FOR THE GIF. I died.
“It wasn’t bad cop good cop, it was bad cop fucking vicious cop.”
– My dad had to reprimand a driver at work today, in a style I would expect from him.
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Just a request; if anyone wants to blog about the guy in Florida who attacked someone like a zombie… I’m all fine with descriptions, but if you’re posting pictures can you please for the love of decency put them under a cut with a warning. I was scrolling through my feed and ending up having to dash to the bathroom to be hugely ill.
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The sad moment when you realize how alone you...
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Feeling generally a bit sad tonight, almost like I’m about to burst into tears. Is this excuse enough to have another ice lolly?
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Dear whatever just woke me up;
Hey, wildlife, I really appreciate that you are thriving, but if you could not make terrifying ‘tktktk-THUNK’ noises on the tiny ledge outside my window that wake me at stupid-o-clock on a Sunday, that’d be great.
Signed,
Never opening my curtains
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“I want to be Karen Gillan; how do I do that.”
– Chloe’s life ambitions
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Omg, it’s like they almost have emotions, then someone has an episode.
I’m trying to watch Grandma’s House, but my fingers are constantly covering my eyes; it might as well be a radio play.
Aww, the bats swooping about in my garden are equal parts cute and terrifying.
Not quite what I had in mind when I hung the bird box, but still.
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So I was watching 'Hook' with my brother....
ariellesan:
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And I of course had too look up who the actors/actresses were and I see Glenn Close on the list and was like….. where the fuck was she?
So I googled “Glenn Close Hook”
Say hi to Glenn Close everybody.
That man up there ^^
Is this bitch down here vv
MY MIND IS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!
WAT HOW IS THAT HER THAT IS NOT YOU’RE...
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Today, I can’t even scrape together enough change for bus fare to get to the job centre so they can tell me how privileged I am to be a graduate.
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Jim Parsons has come out! I’m not surprised, but I’m glad he feels comfortable enough to be out now.
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Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda...
Native: English
Fluent: Russian, French, Latin
Basics: Italian, Japanese, Ancient Greek
I’m working on a couple more, and some BSL.
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mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
It’s like 25degrees outside
cue the whole nation taking their clothes off
Best part of the year, is everyone whipping out the summer dresses for the most menial things; today I watered the plants along our driveway wearing a flippy pink dress, a 1940s turban and sunglasses. I’ve been dressed like that all day, sat in my house.
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I always forget how much I love Blues Brothers, then I watch it again and it’s just flawless; even the sequel is amazing.
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